From thinking that London was a country to not knowing where Canada is, the singer definitely rocked her interviews! Let's face it, when people are burnt out, they say silly things all the time: you do, I do, and well, Britney does! Scroll down to know her best unbelievable phrases!
1. 'The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas. Like, to Canada, and stuff'
Britney seemed to be so happy about her new life as a Hollywood superstar that she probably mixed up the countries around the globe, and where they were. Although Canada is moving just a bit to the north of America, we have to bear in mind she is from Mississippi, which is a 'Southern' State. Probably she knows where Mexico is!
2. 'I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England.'
O.K. first, let's analyze the positive things: great idea starting small! That's surely the way! Now, we are having (again) an issue regarding Geography. London is actually England's capital city. Surely she was in a hurry when she said those two places, I'm sure what she meant to say was London and France! Just kidding! London and Paris! Thinking it twice, they are not even small cities! Weird, I am realizing I just can't get what she was trying to say. But, everything is great Brit! Start wherever you want to! Actually, you did a great job as for your beginning!
3. 'I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.'
Again. Good point, Japan is a great fish-eater country! True! The best sushi is prepared there and they have great fishermen (and fishing ships)! Now, Japan is quite a long way from Africa! I'm sure she meant to say Asia, and continents just mixed up in her head when talking, a mistake everyone can make, right?
Always, I mean, always, study Geography. If you don't like the subject and you do already know where the countries and continents are, speak slowly when in public to avoid making mistakes. I mean, she is Britney, we forgive her anything (even that), but not to you, nor to me! Nobody will forgive you if you say those kinds of things. Always study people! Oh I almost forgot! December 2nd is her birthday, just in case you want to send her a.... map!